Steve Paxton
12-12-2009, 08:35 AM
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My wife and I were able to hand the kids off to grandma for the weekend so we set out for Walmart at zero-dark-thirty this morning to get started on our Christmas shopping. My kids are 5 and 7 so it's pretty easy to find gifts for them that don't break the bank. Let me see, for starters.... a Tonka helicopter, some Hot Wheels and a dinosaur for my son - a DS game, earrings and necklaces for my daughter... :)
As we were checking out I noticed that Walmart's portrait studio was offering "30 Portraits for $7.99." I walked over to see if there was a catch and couldn't find one. I think the $7.99 includes the session too. Obviously, I am not competing with Walmart for portrait business (well, I guess I am to some extent) - they are cookie cutter portraits for folks not interested in anything but photos just slightly better than snapshots. If you do the math on what they are offering, it's hard to believe that they make any money on the deal. I am sure they try to up sell their customers (loss leader), but still... it's crazy!
[attachment=0:1ibgleq3]2009-12-12-07.47.30.jpg[/attachment:1ibgleq3]
The best part comes next! I am always taking pictures with my camera phone, more-or-less to remind myself of things I see. In this case, moments after taking the picture (above), I was contacted by a store manager and sternly warned, "You can't take photographs inside of Walmart - it's store policy." She gave me a look like she was going to try to confiscate my cell phone, but abruptly walked off instead. I couldn't help but laugh out loud as she left. :) It's funny that you can be treated so rudely after spending $125 on Christmas gifts.
BTW - It's possible that Walmart's picture taking policy may have something to do with satirical blogs like this (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/) (viewer discretion advised). More on this here (http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1919401,00.html).
My wife and I were able to hand the kids off to grandma for the weekend so we set out for Walmart at zero-dark-thirty this morning to get started on our Christmas shopping. My kids are 5 and 7 so it's pretty easy to find gifts for them that don't break the bank. Let me see, for starters.... a Tonka helicopter, some Hot Wheels and a dinosaur for my son - a DS game, earrings and necklaces for my daughter... :)
As we were checking out I noticed that Walmart's portrait studio was offering "30 Portraits for $7.99." I walked over to see if there was a catch and couldn't find one. I think the $7.99 includes the session too. Obviously, I am not competing with Walmart for portrait business (well, I guess I am to some extent) - they are cookie cutter portraits for folks not interested in anything but photos just slightly better than snapshots. If you do the math on what they are offering, it's hard to believe that they make any money on the deal. I am sure they try to up sell their customers (loss leader), but still... it's crazy!
[attachment=0:1ibgleq3]2009-12-12-07.47.30.jpg[/attachment:1ibgleq3]
The best part comes next! I am always taking pictures with my camera phone, more-or-less to remind myself of things I see. In this case, moments after taking the picture (above), I was contacted by a store manager and sternly warned, "You can't take photographs inside of Walmart - it's store policy." She gave me a look like she was going to try to confiscate my cell phone, but abruptly walked off instead. I couldn't help but laugh out loud as she left. :) It's funny that you can be treated so rudely after spending $125 on Christmas gifts.
BTW - It's possible that Walmart's picture taking policy may have something to do with satirical blogs like this (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/) (viewer discretion advised). More on this here (http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1919401,00.html).